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Black Sunday, Vote Monday

Superman's dead.


Christopher Reeve Dead at 52.
He died of heart failure.


"I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way."
...and Stem Cell research.



The 1996 NL MVP* is also dead.


Ken Caminiti Dead at 41.
He died of a heart attack.
* indicates that he admitted to taking steroids during that season.



"I've made a ton of mistakes. I don't think using steroids is one of them."
Well Kids, I would doubt that steroids in any way decrease your risk of heart attack.



Vote for the Duke Dog




Vote for the Duke Dog in the Capital One Bowl Mascot Challenge.

Vote once Everyday from every computer that you can get your hands on. Our first competitor is the Maryland Terrapin and that bastard needs to go down.

We're only a Division 1-AA school, and Duke Dog made it into the top 12 mascots, and I know him personally and he's not just a top twelve caliber mascot, but indeed number one. But the commitee that gives out the title won't just go by my opinion, they want to see numbers, so we need to vote from every computer that we have access to.

Do this for me, do this for yourself, do this for JMU, do this for the underdog, do this for Jesus, do this for God, do this for Buddah, do this for Allah, do this for Jerry Garcia, do this for Chris Reeve, do this for Ken Caminiti, do this for Doc Gooden, do this for George Bush, do this for John Kerry, do this for Good, do this for Evil, do this for Sexual favors, do this for America, do this for Earth, do this for Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, do this for Applesauce, do this for Prime Rib, do this for Spiderman, do this for Hugh Hefner, do this Baseball, do this for free will, do this for blindly following, do this for Guttenberg's moveable type, do this for fire, do this for water, do this for the wheel, do this for sliced bread, do this for DUKE DOG.

:and like Nike says: JUST DO THIS (the state)
danwho kissed you on the nose on 10.11.04 @ 02:45 AM [link]

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