First things first, I present you with yet another installment from my youth, a matt keown film, a who's house production, an incredibly dirty little slapdash comedy short, The World's Greatest Sporting Events.

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Now I haven't updated in a while and there are two reasons, both which will bore you.

One reason is the same excuse as every summer, I'm home working full time, sitting in front of a computer web-coding all day and I just don't feel like sitting at my computer in my free time...plus I've been spending a lot of that afore-mentioned free time drinking since turning 21.

But the bigger reason is because my computer, for the time being at least, is in the family office, in an uncomfortable corner, on a tiny schoolboys desk, and my big leather vibrating chair is with the rest of my stuff still in my apartment in Virginia. And I've tried using the laptop to update and I hate it, it feels like a stroke victim, only half the man my desktop is.

Not to mention, I don't have my tv down here, and someone is always over my shoulder doing something and making me uncomfortable. Forget watching porn at any given moment. To be honest, I had a hard time finding time to edit The World's Greatest Sporting Events because I'd rather my mom and dad didn't walk by and start asking questions about the fact that when I was 16 I was naked in the neighbors yard yelling profanity and someone was filming it.

:And nothing spells excitement, like E-X-C-I-T-E-M-E-N-T

danwho kissed you on the nose on 06.06.05 @ 08:54 PM [link]